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I'm in need of a haircut, which usually means that my wife pulls out the clippers, I grab a chair and we try to position ourselves in our apartment on the most isolated spot of floor available in order to minimize the number of surfaces that get covered with hair clippings.  However, there is another way:

Is it any surprise that the Japanese are once again light years ahead of us in home grooming technology.  You can buy it here.

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