**UPDATE** Early Texas Primary Results: McCain Hates Laminate?!

I came home a different way, so here are some updated early Texas primary election results:

Clinton: 19*

Obama: 25

Paul: 4

Huckabee: 8

McCain: 0

*No, those aren't percentages they are actual votes.**

** Again, by "actual votes" I mean numbers of candidate propaganda stuck in the yards of houses I pass coming to and from my own.